Flight Sim Humor

Why I Want to Be a Pilot
I want to be a pilot when I grow up because it's a fun job and easy to do. That's why there are so many pilots flying around today.
Pilots don't need much school, they just have to learn to read numbers so they can read instruments. I guess they should be able to read road maps so they can find their way if they get lost.
Pilots should be brave so they won't be scared if it's foggy and they can't see, or if a wing or motor falls off, they should stay calm. Pilots have to have good eyes to see through clouds, and they can't be afraid of lightening or thunder because they're closer to them than we are.
The salary pilots make is another thing I like. They make more money than they can spend. This is because most people think plane flying is dangerous, except pilots don't because they know how easy it is.
There isn't much I don't like, except that girls like pilots and all the stewardesses want to marry pilots so they always have to chase them away so they won't bother them.
I hope I don't get airsick because I get carsick and if I get airsick I couldn't be a pilot and then I'd have to go to work.
- Essay by a ten-year-old boy

4.4 Meg Hard Disk

In September 1956 IBM launched the 305 RAMAC,
the first computer with a hard disk drive.

The drive weighed over a ton and stored 4.4MB of data.


This is just the hard drive being loaded
into a Pan American World Airways DC-7

As you can see, it uses a large cylinder instead of a disk.

(This is not a joke)


FOR SALE

Small Truck

Runs Great


747 Pilots haveing fun - 2.5 meg WMV File.
Hard Landing - 597kb WMV File.


Another fine job by a Flight Sim Air Traffic Controler


THAT DOES IT! You are not allowed to play with my copter ever again!

Forces that act upon an airplane


New feature in FSPassengers


Aye, Capt'n, The cloaking device is working


Damn Microsoft


I got you now Ossama.


Thank you for flying Mandarin, to your right is DrBackJack, another good landing


OOPS! Who put that there?

Select Here to see the landing
( .wmv file )

Hey Doc! How did you do that?


BRB, gotta get some coffee


OK! Who left the damn door open again?


EXCUSE ME! I was here first!

It's perfectly safe honey, I saw this in a movie.

Hey Bluto! Switch seats with Olive Oil or I'll never get this thing off the ground.

This is always fun right after the in-flight meal is served.

Oh No! Not again!.

Ooops! Now what?

Sent in by André E. Dupuis, Haileybury, Ontario, Canada

Gee, I hope I can hang on?

Take your kid to work with you today

This "photo" is a hoax. The composite image was spliced together from a U.S. Air Force photo taken near San Francisco's Golden Gate Bridge and a photo of a shark from South Africa.

YAHOOOO! I hope you had as much fun here as I did.
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